DylanTrust

1. Who came up with a bowjob? like what person woke up one day and said "Today i will suck a penis" LIKE RLY 2. who came up with having sex with animals? like was somebody so desperate for sexual touches they just..do it with a goat or something.. 3. why put it. in your mouth. like. my older sister and her friend were talking. and she said it was tasty. HOW. 4. who came up with hugging. like rly. 5. who came up with kissing. like did one guy sit there like "i wonder...*kisses random girl* oh that was...fun" theres moar BUT

~according to my bud Jessie these quotes are famous~ -can i get arrested for saying drugs on the internet? - imagine if you touch somebody and they turn into a mushroom - i am a mushroom - you know what rhymes with dead? me - sometimes i feel like im Japanese and a girl, they i have to pee - god backwards is dog, what now. - i would give my virginity for macdonalds right now, uhm better not - ugly starts with u and ends with me - does anyone notice how many black and white pictures i take? - i woke up on the wrong side of my life - i am scene - i am like 400% done - i feel like pizza right now -  i wish i had embarrassing facebo